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Steven Speilberg Presents: Five Word Movie Reviews III

Jaws (1975)
Family man fights shark, wins.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Archeologist fights the Nazis, wins.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien fights family man, wins.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Archeologist fights Kali devotees, wins.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Archeologist fights Nazis again, wins.

Hook (1991)
Peter Pan fights Hook, wins.

Jurassic Park (1993)
palaeontologist fights modern dinosaurs, wins

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
chaotitian fights modern dinosaurs, wins

Minority Report (2002)
Man fights his destiny, wins

War of the Worlds (2005)
Family man fights aliens, wins.

Anyway, you get the idea.

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3 comments

1 CajoleJuice { 12.15.06 at 8:17 pm }

Schindler’s List (1993)
Humanitarian fights Nazis, wins… kinda

2 The Norse God "West" { 12.17.06 at 8:00 pm }

Punched in Half (2006)
Father fights Ian Webster, loses

3 stirlingmclaughlin { 12.17.06 at 11:08 pm }

Good one CajoleJuice. I admit I was stumped by Schidler’s List. As for “Punched in Half”, I think a better review would have been:

Punched in Half (2006)
Seattle man eats fist burger.

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