Just like potato chips, once you start, you feel greasy and fat. Here are some more five word movie reviews.

Splash (1984)
Hannah as manatee. Comic gold.

Volunteers (1985)
Move over “the River Kwai”!

The Man with One Red Shoe (1985)
Greatest spy film ever made?

Big (1988)
Captures my imagination every time

The ‘burbs (1989)
“Satan is your pal.” priceless

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)
Better than half this crap.

The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)
Could’ve been worse… Just kidding…

A League of Their Own (1992)
Women playing baseball? What’s Next??

Philadelphia (1993)
Flawless. Need… four… more… words…

Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
Ian’s favorite movie. OOOH BURN!

Forrest Gump (1994)
Creates new genre: “Lovable ‘tards”

Toy Story (1995)
Pixar’s greatest film? Maybe Tom’s?

Apollo 13 (1995)
Too serious. I blame Philadelphia.

Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Extreme Makeover: Greatest Generation Edition

You’ve Got Mail (1998)
Didn’t I just see this?

The Green Mile (1999)
Save time. Read six volumes…

Cast Away (2000)
Joe minus Volcano. Wilson dominates.

Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Tom brilliant as charming putz.

The Ladykillers (2004)
Yeah Tom! Stick with funny!

The Terminal (2004)
No Tom. I said funny.