In which I talk trash about Ian’s home city of Seattle, Washington.

• Ian comes from Seattle, Washington.

• Seattle is so full of hobos and degenerates that it once went by a diffrent name: New York.

Seattle was formerly the sister city of Managua, Nicaragua but the relationship was terminated… at the request of Managua!

• Arthur A. Denny named Seattle by botching the hell out of Cheif Sealth’s name. That is just the kind of mistake Ian would make. It should be noted that the fact that nobody had tried to spell Sealth’s name prior to Denny’s arrival is no excuse.

• Many famous Seattle residents have comes from Illinois, Including Arthur A. Denny, U.S. Representative Jim McDermot and Eddie Vedder. Ian is not from Illinois. Not even a little bit.

• Seattle’s tallest building, Columbia Center, has changed names far too many times. It is further evidence that people from the Pacific Northwest are shifty. Ian is from the Pacific Northwest. Ian is from SEATTLE!

• Seattle, the so-called “Rainy City” recieves less rain than New York, Atlanta or Houston. See Ian? Even the bad things Seattle is famous for are total bull.

About The Author - My name is Stirling McLaughlin. I am married. I am an Art Director, Designer and Illustrator. I work at Atmosphere BBDO. I have lots of ideas. I have a baby girl named Nika Bean. I live in New York City. When I was in college, they put me on TV because I wore a mask and yelled at people. I have a reality show that I wil be starting… any day now. - See My Portfolio