4th Dec, 2006

I will punch you in half!

As a cursory look at any history book will tell you, competition breeds innovation. It is for this reason that I’ve decided to enter in to a match of wits with my dear friend and close ally Ian Webster. It is my hope that, through this friendly little bout, he and I will both benefit and our respective blogs will become all the more popular.

Good luck old chum!

To start things off:

Ian Webster, I will punch you in half!

Consider this a threat. No, a promise! No! The promise of a threatening threat! I have sat idly by for long enough as you have polluted the internets with your little doodles. The fact that you are employed as an illustrator is a disgrace to my closely related, but not identical, profession. I will take it no more!

Go Back to Discovery Park Northwesty!

I await your response.

Lovingly,
-stirling

About The Author - My name is Stirling McLaughlin. I am married. I am an Art Director, Designer and Illustrator. The opinions expressed on this site are my own and do not necessarily represent those of my employer. I have lots of ideas. I have a baby girl named Nika Bean. I live in New York City. When I was in college, they put me on TV because I wore a mask and yelled at people. I have a reality show that I wil be starting… any day now. - See My Portfolio
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Punch me in half and I will become more powerful than ever before. I will become two halves, each will take syllable of my name and wreak havoc on your shins. Kiss goodbye to the good name of Streusselburg PA.

I have responded to your cowardly attack with a mind numbing soliloquy about Dolphins, take that!

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